Ax Not What You Can Do For Your Country?
We now begin the process to decide if we want more of the same or to change the actions of our elected officals by giving them the ax. Perhaps a rhyme that even children can understand will add some entertainment value to an otherwise solemn duty for every voter. We now recite and dedicate 'Lizzies Ax' for posterity and your amusement to aid our recall on November 8th at the ballot box.
We dedicate this sentiment to all our mentally impaired national socialists who believe that socialist will work if only then can spend another ten trillion dollars trying. Do not let the failures of the Union of Soviet Socialists impair this messianic belief in the Marxist religion of collectivism. After all it only took the Russian people seventy years to realize that socialism could never work. As Milton Freedman once said; "Socialism will work when cats can bark." It could happen but it never has and likely never will. The question in this election is; Shall we try once again to get the Clinton cat to bark?
Therefore we now dedicate this poem to barking communist cats throughout America and the world. If only we had the right communist cat in charge then all the cats in the world would suddenly begin to bark even though it has never happened in thirty five hundred years of recorded history according to Durant's lessons of history. However good socialists (aka communists) like Obama and Hillary should never let the crimes and the stupidity of their past behavior influence their thinking in the future. For that is the true nature of all socialists and all their barking cats.
Lizzies Ax
Lizzy Warren took an ax
And gave the builders forty whacks.
When she saw what she had done,
She gave the workers forty one.Barack Obama took an ax
And gave our health care forty whacks.
When he saw what he had done,
He gave the patients forty one.Bernie Sanders took an ax
And gave investors forty whacks.
When he saw what he had done,
He gave employers forty one.Hillary Clinton took an ax
And sold us out with forty whacks.
When she saw what Bill had done,
She sold another forty one.Old Harry Reid he took an ax
And gave taxpayers forty whacks
When he saw what he had done
He gave the homeless forty one.Sandoval, he took an ax
And gave our commerce forty whacks
When he saw what he had done
He gave the students forty one.The Donald Trumpster took an ax
And gave the commies forty whacks,
Then he fired these commie slobs
So workers could regain their jobsR. Lee Darby