by R. Lee Darby
When I was young and idealistic, I endeavored to never lie. I thought it was a virtue. For the first twenty years of my life I seldom lied. But then I discovered that women think you are stupid if you don’t lie. I first discovered the truth about lying to get laid. Women love liars and hate the truth.
Everybody lies. In fact, I am lying right now. Honest. I’m telling the truth about lying about lying. The only person I never lie to, is myself, except of course when I’m lying to myself.
But, you should never tell people when someone else is lying because they already know that everybody lies. For instance suggesting that Obama, Bernie, Bill or Hillary are liars is a waste of breath because their voters think they are all geniuses for lying so much (mostly to idiots).
Most believe that only stupid people tell the truth and that all intelligent people lie. That’s why many people lie to each other most of the time – they don’t want to appear stupid.
If you tell one person that another person is lying, and if they think you are intelligent, then they will know that you are lying and that the liar is therefore actually telling the truth. Otherwise if they think you are telling the truth then they think that you are stupid and that the lying person is intelligent.
Squealing about liars is pointless and very confusing for most people. Either way its bad for us squealers because people think that you are either lying or stupid (or both). Even if everyone told most people the truth, they would only think that everyone is lying (or very stupid or both). It has always been this way. Just study Socrates, Cicero or Jesus and truth to understand that bad things happen to those who tell the truth.
Now that I think about it, the truth about lying confuses me also. Besides, I always tell the truth (about lying) but others either don’t care or think I’m lying about lying. So I stopped telling people when others lie, it just confuses all of us and then I can’t decide whether to lie or tell the truth since I would also appear to be either stupid, or a liar (or both).
With rare exceptions, honesty has always put me at a great disadvantage in communicating with most voters. I endeavor to master the Sun Tsu art of deception but it isn’t easy when squealers go around pointing out the obvious facts that our politicians are lying liars who lie about lying while they are lying. We should assume politicians are always lying and instead point out the rare, occasional, accidental slip of the truth in bold headlines.
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I only tell the whole truth to people who can handle the truth (or in a court of law). Naturally, this means I never tell a women the truth if there is any chance of ever having any fun with her. The last thing I need is someone confusing the whole issue with the truth. I suggest that we should all keep the truth to ourselves because it makes little difference to most people who neither value nor recognize truth. This means that one is merely wasting their breath by pointing out lies. If you don’t believe it just ask Clinton or Obama or Bernie or Reid or any other National Socialist Dummycrap and all of their self deceiving truth impaired voters who falsely believe that Socialism isn’t one of the biggest and oldest lies of all. After all, socialism really means that your liberty will soon be just like your doctor: if you like it, you can keep it. This will also likely apply to your bible, money, jobs and guns. Especially if we continue to re-elect more lying liars who lie about lying (while they are lying).
